There was a time when FeeBay (or EvilBay) was a reliable place to find good Michael Myers masks. One could find very rare Michael Myers replicas without looking too hard on FeeBay and this added excitement to the hobby. But legal issues and poor judgment by EvilBay users have now turned FeeBay into a cavalcade of laughable Michael Myers masks and listings. Here are some recent Michael Myers masks that have appeared on FeeBay with a line from their original descriptions.
Michael Myers Mask “As is, look at pictures before you bid.” Yea, take a good look at the photos before you bid. You wouldn’t want to get stuck with a rotting piece of latex that’s been displayed on someone’s strong arm over a warm blanket now would you?
Michael Myers HalloweeN Mask “just add knife or sword and your set!” It would also be helpful to add a gray shirt to your costume once you obtain that sword and bonus if you have really narrow shoulders and a skin condition that makes you look all red.
Myers Mask “vintage don post, it is a don post original, in great shape for its age.” Not even in Don Post’s worst nightmare could he ever have envisioned his “vintage” mask looking like this. Also disturbing is the shape of the person’s head. Please tell me that’s a mannequin underneath there (and the eyes look like they’re made out of plastic).